I'm Uglier than Angie.

(Angelina Jolie, that is)

Angie is much hotter than I'll ever be, and she's the hottest woman in the world by far (with Kate Winslet and Justin Timberlake trailing closely behind). So I replaced the dowdy picture of myself in exchange for Le Jolie.

Heavenly Cinema

If The Royal Tennenbaums is the world's greatest film, Heavenly Creatures is simply out of this world.